Things to know about Dr. Squealgood:
• Born August 16th to Herb and Judy Squealgood
• Has a degree in “Rock”
• Was the doctor who fixed Tom Petty’s hand after he broke it punching out a wall during the recording of Southern Accents
• Once watched Joe Versus The Volcano 16 times straight to win a bet
• Hobbies include Fantasy football, reading Maxim, beer case races, cigars, guitar solos, video games and needlepoint
• Is a member of many "12 Step programs"
• Still misses the Milwaukee Mustangs
• Once dated Susan Olson, Eve Plumb and Maureen McCormick from the Brady Bunch on the same night
• Taught Milwaukee Bucks rookie Yi Jianlian how to dunk
• Told the guys in Savatage to start playing Christmas Music
• Has a stunt double to thwart possible assassination attempts
• Is more of a father to Prince Fielder than Cecil
• Placed 3rd in the 1994 Betty Crocker Bake-Off
• Has appeared in 3 ZZ Top videos, he’s the one with the long hair and a beard
• Can survive on nothing but Red Bull and Tootsie Rolls during the entire NHL season.
• Was the original “Charles In Charge”
• What is difficult to you is nothing to him
• The Chuck Norris-isms were really started about Dr. Squealgood
• Was supposed to the headliner at Harley’s 100th…but when he couldn’t make it Harley booked Elton John.
• Has calculated Pi 34,569,245 places
• Salutes those who are about to rock
• Walked the whole length of the Great Wall of China barefoot in the Winter
• Came up with the concept for Microsoft Windows while playing ping-pong with Bill Gates
• Who do you think came up with that Milwaukee Brewers ball and logo design???
• Did background vocals on Cyndi Lauper’s Time After Time
• Was online before you were
• Roomates with Santana Dotson at Baylor during '91 Fall Semester (see picture below)

Drop the good doctor an email at DrSquealgood@1029thehog.com
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