Hey, HOG Heads...thanks for stoppin' and checkin' out my goodies. Wait-- that didn't come out the way I thought it would in my head.

Anyway, tune in to hear me on THE HOG every weekday afternoon...you might just learn something. Or, get stupider.

Below, you'll see some stuff you'll find either useful or lame. Like, 15 MINUTES OF FAME... give me 3 HOG bands and 3 song titles of YOUR CHOICE. Include your name and phone number….when I call….YOU WIN! (concert tix, passes to advance movie screenings, whatever)!




You can always send me a friggin' email: gasman@1029thehog.com

	Click here for your15 MINUTES OF FAME. You pick three songs--you go on air with Gasman and introduce 'em. You score that day's pork barrel o prizes. It's your 15 MINUTES OF FAME ON THE HOG!
	Have you noticed how “Politically Correct” we’ve been forced to become??? You and I can’t say anything anymore without offending someone. So, get it off YOUR chest by submitting your “Politically Incorrect” story here. Because lets face it, being TOO Politically Correct is B.S.!!!
	Pick up a paper any day of the week, you’ll see there are some REAL LAME BRAINS out there. And they all seem to be committing crimes of multiple sorts. Hear their idiotic stories Monday - Friday as I expose and crown them with The Brain Surgeon Of The Day Award. (It’s a great self esteem booster)

The World Mustache & Beard Growing Championships are coming to the US in May of
2008... Gasman is obviously not in the running to compete. What you're about to
see is the saddest facial hair growing ability of any 37-year-old man on the planet!

Gasman dances like Michael Jackson at Bob & Brian's Donkeys Night Out

THE HOG's Acoutic Series with Queensryche
(double click the video to open in a new window)

THE HOG's Acoutic Series with Don Dokken
(double click the video to open in a new window)

Hear Gasman talk to some famous people, rock stars and/or other random celebrities: • Gasman's bet with Queensryche • Queensryche part 1 • Queensryche part 2 • Queensryche part 3 • Queensryche part 4 • Don Dokken part 1 • Don Dokken part 2 • Don Dokken part 3 (click on a link to hear the interview)

		GIGGLE WEED ISLAND
		69-year old Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island was recently popped for possession of the ganga...which inspired my new version of the GI theme song. Listen to "Giggle Weed Island" here ps...take a look at Dawn Wells' mug shot...she's still kinda hot! Damn.

THE GASMAN's BIO...

Originally from Detroit (I am ONLY a Lions fan by default. Please don’t hold that against me…have mercy on my soul and allow me permission on the Packers bandwagon, for I’ve never had a REAL team to root for!!)

Favorite Band? Van Halen
Which Era? Don’t Care! As long as Eddie & Alex showed up to record, I dig it! (Well, except for that one album they recorded with that guy from Extreme.)

Reason for moving to Milwaukee? Besides working at the best damn radio station in the city…to tear the hell out of all the walleye in Lake Michigan! (I LOVE to fish. Call me on the Hoglines to let me know where your favorite “Honey Hole” is. Perch and Bluegill are cool too in the in-land lakes).

Favorite moment in radio so far?
That’s difficult to answer. Singing in a band while opening for Ted Nugent…watching grown adults in nothing but diapers with hopes they’d have the “heaviest product” in exchange to meet CREED…jamming on-stage with Sammy Hagar (go to redrocker.com and scope out the photo). SEE! Too many to pick just one.

Are you a local musician?
see below...

Click on my picture to send me an email or call me on THE HOG Lines…